loose-ass heffa

Every neighborhood's got one. 'Nuff said.

Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

Swamp Heffa

Clearly, a heffa from the swamp.

I can't stand skunk-haired havin' swamp heffa's.
You ain't nothin' but a heffa from the swamp.
Go back to the swamp, heffa!

by J. Herring & C. Nizer September 25, 2010

heffy

A fat, bipolar waste of life who spends his days surviving on the money of the taxpayers and watching Power Rangers all day.

Dude, you've changed man. When did you become such a Heffy?

by Dude- January 22, 2008

Heffatail

a big fat geezer with a big pony tail

david seaman's dad is a heffatail

by sam bishop October 13, 2007

heffaday

It is the 327th of Fecepter (Cooqii Mims’) birthday where one gets him and all his homies to go meet Carole Baskin.

“Happy Heffaday Cooqii Mims, today we’re going to meet Carole Baskin right?”

by Craygle Patrick Sheerer September 21, 2020

heffa

a really, really fat person

that heffa sat on my hamster and killed it.

by oh fuck off November 11, 2004

heffalet

Is a unisexual affectionate term of endearment, often between very cute and plump persons. Can be abbreviated to heffa. Can be pronounced as heffuh.

You so cute heffalet! or You so cute heffa!

by Jorge Cosgayon November 10, 2008