greg heffley

He went from being a pimp and getting all the girls in his dream to waking up as a wimp. Then he meets a girl and became a huge simp over her even running around in his underpants. He also told rowley that saying wanna play isn't grown up and cool and that he's supposed to say hang out. Also got called out by baljeet for almost getting the cheese touch.

Rowley: "Hey Greg! Wanna play?
Greg: "Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp

by _tr3yw4y_ September 29, 2020

Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl

Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose

by dan2331 November 1, 2010

Manny Heffley

A young baby prone to crying at minimum 18 hours per day, 7 days a week.

shut up and stop crying, you're being a Manny Heffley.

by FonzFondoneFonde September 13, 2021

Hefziba

Loving Sweet Girl who loves to laugh and smile, she don't give a crap because she's a strong person, when your down she'll know how to make you smile. Hefziba your an awesome person and keep your loved ones smiling.

I Love Hefziba she makes me smile

by lkhj September 3, 2011

Heffron

A person who dominates at everything he does. This person is amazing at sports, gets good grades and gets all the girls. A Heffron is everything you want to be but better. When people see a Heffron they get really jealous because they know they can never be that amazing. You can tell a wannabe Heffron from a regular one because the fake just won't be as good or have that sparkle in his eye.

Jesus what a superstar that Heffron is.
I would trade everything to be a Heffron.
Sports center top 10 is now called the Heffron highlights.

by Jo fauit January 22, 2008

Hefe

Boss (Geoff)

You'd better get back to work. You don't want your hefe to catch you slacking.

by Geoff Adalian November 18, 2003

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011