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heaven

Everyone wants in but no one knows why just because a book says it's the place to be when you die.
I hope I get in to Heaven.
by Phantom July 28, 2003
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The place one travels to after smoking pot.
"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"
by Tom October 9, 2005
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1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.
by oddkin May 2, 2005
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Graffiti: The large signs that span across highways, generally green.
I hit that heaven over I-85 last night.
by Big Sate Dogg April 13, 2005
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Eating loads of Chocolate
Just looking at pictures of your celeb crush
1.Mmmmmm...Heaven

2. OMG He's Sexy
by Chocolate is heaven January 31, 2008
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A spiritual realm known by many religious followers as God's promise for eternal life after death. Though initially appealing to procrastinators, heaven is actually a terrifying concept upon careful consideration. Luckily, the existence of such a place seems extremely unlikely when modern scientific knowledge is considered.
Imagine living ETERNALLY in a place governed by an ultra-conservative omnipotent being. If you think church is boring, imagine heaven...
by mr.skeptic521 August 3, 2008
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Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.
Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.
by Scott Walcott April 15, 2008
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