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heaven

A place that, by people trying to ascend to it, has caused hell on earth.

A place with a population of about 12, and let's face it they'll be pretty boring.

1: " Let us torture and kill these heathens for then we will surely enter the kingdom of heaven"

2: Peter: "Sorry mate you can't come in, you've broken many of the ten commendments"
Me: "Oh never mind then, I'm off for a kebab"

heaven by a.thiest June 23, 2006