dry heaving

the worst feeling in the world because your muscles contract and you feel like crying

I was dry heaving today and i was pissed

by urban_james December 25, 2007

moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023

heave a havanah

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf

Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.

by captkerk June 11, 2006

ass heave

When the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the rectum and spell forth a massive amount of doo-doo.

Gosh! Indian food made my tummy upset I feel I may need to ass heave.

by wetbackoftatt00 March 24, 2009

heave a havanna

crapping out a turd resembling the shape of a havanna cigar.

The man asked the host for directions to the bathroom, because he had to "heave a havanna".

by Phil McCrevus August 24, 2007

frost heave

Vomiting after drinking iced liquor; or puking after taking a shot from an ice luge. Also, puking after drinking any winter or cold associated alcoholic beverage.

"Look at that fucker frost heaving!" "Damn that nigga left one hell of a giant frost heave on your porch and your dog is eating it."

by Brnbrk March 17, 2015

heave weave

The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.

It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.

by Jim Elco June 16, 2008