Handmaid’s Tale

Reality TV for Evangelical Christians.

Handmaid’s Tale shows life in the Christian Republic of Gilead (formerly known as the USA).

by Spicyspectrum July 4, 2022

handmack

your hand gets lots of sex while your penis looks on in a dissappointed depression.

4th grader- "dude u are suck a handmack"

college junior- "you aint shit but a handmack"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

headmade

produced by natural human intelligence rather than by intelligent machines, robotic minds, software programs etc.

In the future age of artificial intelligence, headmade things will be valued as high as handmade objects in the industrial age of mass production.

by Mike April 9, 2011

Handma

Both of your grandparents, sortive like a he-she.

Person 1:Your dumb.
Person 2:Your Mom!
Person 1:Your Handma!

by Nothere October 6, 2005

Headmaster

Headmaster is a person who is extremely proficient in luring girls in (of any shape and size) to receive head. Also known as fellatio for you virgins out there.

However do not make the mistake to assume the headmaster is not a virgin. In most cases, the Headmaster is almost always a Virgin.

Monzy: Oi i got head from Raveena last night. She nearly ate my dick off

The Boys: Raa! Naa, how'd you pull her? You're defo the headmaster akhi!

by virgin4lyf October 21, 2014

handmade

An object commonly made by machine but is made with/by hand and is most times expensive

Omg!!!!!I love this handmade slides

by kvngbarbie July 19, 2017

handmaid's towel

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.

Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?

by arlingo October 27, 2017