An extremely exclusive club for anyone who has managed to shoot over their own head and hit their headboard whilst busting one out. Pioneered and ruled by the legends Charles and Josh.
Last night I was having some alone time and I became a member of the headboard Club, thankfully I didn't hit my face!
by Jamie Greenwood May 5, 2021
Get the Headboard Club mug.This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.
Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018
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A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
by Kurt Ahrens August 18, 2007
Get the HeadBoard Betty mug.1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.
1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.
2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.
2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.
by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011
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Man he's no fun, he just a dead head boy.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.
by SuckMyJoe July 19, 2018
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James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, a man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.
by duke of earl January 26, 2005
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