The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

HeadBoard Betty

A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

Sex slamming fun, crazy Headboard betty bitch and a headboard all make it work.

by Kurt Ahrens August 18, 2007

Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.

1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.

by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011

dirty headboard

After 10 hours of work take a girl to a hotel room and duck her doggystyle and break the headboard with her face.

After work I'm giving my I'm doing the dirty headboard on my bitch!

by jack Daniels 91210 February 17, 2015

headbook

the act of receiving oral sex while on facebook.

Jason: dude i was on facebook and my girl gave me some mean head.
Robert: yeah man i got some headbook last week.

by i-hopp July 13, 2010

headbob

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob.
Synonym to blowjob

Suzy decide never to headbob Jack again because of his hairiness.

While talking on SSWarez, Buster noticed one of the girls trying to headbob one of the new guy members

by Buster_SSwarez March 15, 2009

headbone

Headstrong, stubborn and radical

That headbone sure likes giving others a hard time.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008