Gettysburg Hat-Trick

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

by Banangy February 14, 2013

Henry Hatrick

Much like the Gordie Howe Hatrick (one goal, one assist, and one fight). The Henry Hatrick applies to a night out at a party or bar, where you at least cry once, puke once, and piss your pants once.

Scott: Hey Gavin did you hear? Jesse scored a Henry Hatrick last night! He cried, puked and pissed his pants!
Gavin: Hahaha typical Jesse

by reallydrunktoday October 5, 2008

Kreiner Hat Trick

In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.

Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.

by CFL4Life November 26, 2010

perfect hatrick

to have sex orally anally and vaginally in same sex session

man we went for it last night i scored a perfect hatrick

by fussyballbag April 21, 2011

Dickson Hat Trick

When one football player blocks three punts in a single game

Alan Page might have blocked more punts than anyone in NFL history, but he’s never pulled off a Dickson Hat trick

by Dummy Scrimmage Hero April 13, 2020

family hat trick

scoring three times in the same family, on different nets of course

steve: "the two sisters are cute but id do the other one anyway just to finally pull off the legendary family hat trick"
chuck: "you'd be like the ovechkin of destroying families."
steve: "yes, yes i would."

by CrispyC August 5, 2009

Velvet Hat Trick

Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.

1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion

2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex

Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?

by Gatticus July 3, 2018