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Harpoon

During sex when ur jizzing on a girls face u poke her in the eye with ur penis.
Last night i gave madison a harpoon shes alright though
by Harrtmonkey111 May 24, 2011
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Harpoons

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008
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harpooning

the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness
We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...
by BGOFTACH March 7, 2010
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Harpooning

Incessantly tickling or poking in order to provoke squirming and giggling. Harpooning usually occurs when it is least expected; while watching a movie, chatting, swimming, making out, or kayaking.
Jack (sneakily): I'm going to harpoon you!
Caitlin (unawares): No! No! No! No harpooning!
by Jorge Patteson November 2, 2010
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goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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man the harpoons

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usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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