Person 1: You know, a lot of people have likened the emerging Twilight series to the glory of the Harry Potter series.
Person 2: It's time for the rapture.
Person 2: It's time for the rapture.
by patronus July 17, 2011
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1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.
*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.
*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.
Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
by imsorrymom July 20, 2019
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i man who was destined to be famous whether he liked it or not, sometimes that magnetic, exceptional, peculiar glow inside of a person simply speaks for itself.
he always looks impossibly cool; his posture and his clothing. he’s so ferociously and accidentally enigmatic that it goes beyond attractive territory. and the fact that he has so many unique quirks on top of it only makes him more fascinating.
an old soul with a pure heart, he could say nothing at all and it would be the most brilliantly sensible thing you’ve ever heard. either that or it would be stupid as hell, but both options are highly intriguing. he’s harry.
he always looks impossibly cool; his posture and his clothing. he’s so ferociously and accidentally enigmatic that it goes beyond attractive territory. and the fact that he has so many unique quirks on top of it only makes him more fascinating.
an old soul with a pure heart, he could say nothing at all and it would be the most brilliantly sensible thing you’ve ever heard. either that or it would be stupid as hell, but both options are highly intriguing. he’s harry.
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Get the Prince Harry mug.A small human tangerine meets a tall angry blueberry. They started off as enemies but slowly becomes friends through the power of volleyball, and along the way, they meet a bunch of cats, a few owls, and Oikawa.
I started watching Haikyuu for volleyball but stayed for the hot boys and the muscles.
Waka-chan out!
Waka-chan out!
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