merry hanukkah 

A combination between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Hanukkah" generally said by confused white people.

Mark: "I'm Jewish."
Jessica: "Oml Merry Hanukkah."
Mark: "Jessica you are cancelled."

merry hanukkah by beepbeeplettuce1 December 21, 2017

Hannukah 

This is a romanization of Chanukah and Hanukkah

Celebrating Hannukah is sometimes frat.

Hannukah by stuuuuuuud December 10, 2009

Jewish-Christian Hanukkah 

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.

Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.

Jewish-Christian Hanukkah by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006

Hanukkah Hummer 

Hanukkah Hummer - A "hummer" or blowjob given on the evening of Hanukkah. If you're lucky you'll get a Hanukkah Hummer every night for eight days!!!

Mordechai: Hey Moischel, what did you get for Hanukkah tonight?
Moischel: A Hanukkah Hummer of course!

Hanukkah Hummer by Unix Lord December 17, 2006

Ebay Hannukkah 

when you buy a bunch of shit & it all comes to you over 8 consecutive nights.

i bought a new guitar & am hot-rodding the shit out of it. every day i come home & find a new UPS package. = ebay hannukkah, duh.

Ebay Hannukkah by kobe1980 March 13, 2011

hanguk

The Korean word for Korea.
Shortened form of "daehanminguk" which means south korea.

Gong Park: Welcome to Hanguk
Georia: What?
Gong Park: that means Korea in Korean.

hanguk by SuomiSverigeNorge August 18, 2017

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift 

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift by The Jax August 5, 2009