Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Handbanging

male masturbation.

Cliff: Where's Timmy?
Timmy's Mom: He's upstairs handbanging.

by NADERAGE July 7, 2010

handpon

Homosexual it derived from hambone henry.

Man that shit is Handpon!

by Mo Yosef October 2, 2005

Handfanning

When someone thinks their own attractiveness is at a high level, while it's really not.

"Look at that monstrous being."

"She thinks she can get anyone, she's totally handfanning though."

by LMo21 October 10, 2013

Handsandwitch

The act of shaking one's hand, and then using your idle hand to enclose the person's hand between your hands.

Dude, shake my hand....... HANDSANDWITCH!!!!

by xxlionsxx March 25, 2007

Hanspan

A lover of monkeys; often has a boyfriend called Gorgish

Did you know that Hanspan is going out with Gorgish?

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

handpant

To cover one's cruch with your hand. Usually for taking a move demure selfy, or for emergensy use when pantsed.
The lower companion to the handbra. Goes great with a hairbra
The lower companion to the handbra.

"If your too shy, sext me a handpant"

by joseque November 23, 2014