Squeezy Hand

When shaking hands with someone and one person exerts extreme pressure in efforts to establish dominance as the "Alpha" person.

"He gave me the squeezy hand to let me know he was the the boss".

by MrFritz August 20, 2013

white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.

Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...

by SlutVista November 3, 2013

Bill hader

Is the best, end of story

Bill hader is the best, no one compares

by randomfella ;) November 2, 2019

hand out work

When you hear this phrase, it means drop everything you're doing because we about to start the prank calls and the MF work is about to given out to anyone and everyone. Prank calls are usually the move for capping off the night. We roll out our best two callers, Henry and Shea, and then we also have York but he's just a filler, you don't really want him running the show....then again you never really want a tard fam member running anything. You know it's about to get epic when the niggas on the other end start yelling because at that point they're just asking for it. Once we get into a back and forth, you already know we coming out on top.

Ray Naker: Aye Henry, it's that time of the day, you trying to hand out work?
Henry: Shiii, bet, let me take a dab real quick first

by TurnM3Up July 26, 2020

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

2 hander

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand

manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(

by deff2258 June 18, 2009

legacy hand

The result of, after an initial input, failing to lower your digital hand during an online conference, illiciting a second request for input.

"Ian, you wanted to comment?"

"Ah sorry Paddy - that's a legacy hand"

by Koso82 June 18, 2020