hammertoe

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.

Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.

by Chux December 9, 2003

hammertime

Word used during school to alert friends that there is a teacher or other adult in the vacinity, and should not use any swear words or other inapropriate words.

"We got a hammertime coming in"
"Hammertime left side"
Hammertime

by Don Sluethly February 10, 2005

hammertop

The act of hitting an individual over the head with a pinky-down vertical clenched fist-- excessive hammertopping may lead to feelings of homsexuality and/or blindness. (verb)

I hammertopped Larry Dowdy, causing him temporary blindness.

by no one1 October 14, 2007

Hammertown

A state of mind one may venture to when extremely hammered. Shanklins often tend to reside in Hammertown.

"I'm buying a one way ticket to Hammertown tonight..."

"Sorry guys, my friend here is the Mayor of Hammertown..."

by Drunklestiltzkin April 7, 2009

Hammertime

Time ti hammer; often said when a baseball player goes yard...stolen from M.C. Hammer himself. I'm not sure if M.C. liked baseball though. He should. It's an awesome sport. More awesome then bowling.

(Chipper Jones hits HR)
"Hammertime!"

by Baddinator June 22, 2003

HammerThrow

A fly-by drone missile strike. Named for the Norse god Thor, who would ride his horse and chariot across the sky and throw his deadly hammer at any and every enemy he spotted.

"The drone took out that jihadi wog with a Hammerthrow. The fucking Haji is in paradise right now, drinking alcohol and ass-raping children. What a hypocrite *HE* turned out to be..."

by skrote August 27, 2014

hammertime

A freaking awesome phrase that can be used for anything!! Its from an old song by MC Hammer. Another fun thing to say is "Pjamma time!!" indicating the end of the day and you wanna put on your pajamas

George: Im bored.
Jane: hammertime!!
*throws party*

by Mrs. Spiderman December 22, 2014