Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
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Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.
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The worst movies to exist. Especially the Christmas movies. all hallmark movies are the same and you probably won’t enjoy them unless ur a sad, lonely, 30 year old who can’t find love. Everytime my mom watched one I want to commit crimes. Though, this is only my opinion.
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It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
the water plows while dragging two hundred and
fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.
The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the
end, give up the struggle.
It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
the water plows while dragging two hundred and
fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.
The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the
end, give up the struggle.
by yogurtslinger696 November 2, 2011
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The Decepticons probably want to bang the Allspark, but the Autobots want to as well, so they have a war to see who gets to hump it.
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by KenoTheTCPJfan November 22, 2020
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OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!
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