HAIRTONGUE 

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.

1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!

HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010

Hairtopping 

This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!

pubes food sandwich hairtopping stupid

Hairtopping by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013

hairtherapist 

A hair stylist that's also a therapist. Usually not by choice.

Hairtherapist "Hi what are we going to do with your hair today"

Client "omg my boyfriend cheated on me with his cousins friends sister".

Hairtherapist "oh I'm sorry to hear that..now what are we doing with your hair"?

hairtherapist by Manaferg March 8, 2014

hairstyles of the damned 

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

hairstyles of the damned by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

hairnado 

A circular form of continuous headbanging, demonstrated by only the most metal of metal bands.

I saw Decapitated last night, that was some hairnado inducing metal.

hairnado by caralizabeth July 8, 2007

Haint 

noun,

1. A hateful bitch.

2. A truly heinous she-devil so brutal that anachronistic and unusual colloquial slang is called for.

That haint never leaves a tip and still has a George W. Bush sticker on the back of her pink Hummer.

Haint by Memphis Jay March 4, 2008

Hairstylist 

An eccentric yet lovable artist that cuts, styles, and dyes hair for a living. Rarley, straight, quiet, or classy.

My hairstylist Teri is spunky, funny, and cute. She fits the steryotype (above). I'm bi and have the biggest crush on her! (I couldn't get over her stripper impression!)

Hairstylist by free spirit stefanie September 11, 2010