kennedy haircut

Being shot in the head.

"If you keep stealing money from the mob, you're going to end up with a Kennedy haircut!"

by Collin Mark May 18, 2006

Haircut Swag

The tremendous amount of swag one receives after getting his haircut.

person 1: why is Billy acting so different lately?
person 2: He just got his haircut, it's the haircut swag.

by derpscrotom June 29, 2011

emo haircut

usually black with random splurges of bright coloured highlights, (blonde streaks at the front), the "shag" cut, with the "emo sweep" at the front, so only one eye is visible for most parts, also cut short in the back, styled with spikes, and the "sweep" at the front.

pretty much what i just said.

by the chick on that street July 12, 2005

Homeboy Haircut

A word describing a haircut that is jacked-up and difficult to look at without criticizing it.

Sabs walked into the room to show off his new "gangster " image when Sisco and Gage noticed the back of Sabs hair was jagged and tore up. Sisco then proceeded to ask," Whats up with that? Did your mom give you that haircut or did your drunk homeboy hook you up with the Homeboy Haircut?"

by wearefresh September 9, 2009

Canadian Haircut

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.

Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.

by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009

French haircut

Separating the head of a decadent aristocrat from his body by way of a guillotine, usually as a revolutionary act.

If the rich aren’t careful, they’re going to find themselves getting French haircuts.

by sharkoYUL February 25, 2020

devils haircut

anything that makes someone feel bad, depressed, or stressed out, any short of mental or pysical anguish. can sometimes be used to describe a person.

guy: so how was your date with mary.

other guy: not good man it was a devils haircut.

by jim james April 30, 2008