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Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.

I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.

by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020

Biddle

The bit of piss that you have to shake off your dick after a urinal break

Jim's got wet underwear cause he didn't shake off thr biddle

by theviewupheresucks June 19, 2017