Hoelene

A certain individual that has an oversized forehead, a numerous number of side mans, and that is used to spreading their legs for small black items. ;) (The one way you know a person is a "Hoelene" is when they ever say this phrase "new phone, who this?"

1. You want to sleep with so many hoelenes.
2. John, you have a big hoelene.

by FlareLink March 2, 2017

Thirty Helens Agree

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.

Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."

by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

helen anton

Helen Anton is a fucking goodness. She is so intoxicating, I get wasted every time I look at Helen.

Helen Anton is so pretty even at 1 a.m..

by Tu p. November 11, 2013

Helena Bonham Carter

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world!

Who is the most talented actress in the world?
It definitely Helena Bonham Carter!

by Helena's wife December 18, 2020

Horny Helen

A grandmother who is wanting to bone your grandpa

I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.

by Cray Cray J July 23, 2019

fight me helen

a term used to someone who's being a nosy lil whore and you trying to get them to back tf up

"Hello Sir how are you?"
"Fight me Helen"

by mabsisfabs September 6, 2016