hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

hawkin'

to look at someone or something intently. Much like a hawk staring down its prey.

"buddy did you see that lady just fuckin' hawkin' us? Lets get aidan to shit on her lawn."

by carr October 23, 2005

hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005

Hankin your Schrader

When you hank your schrader, Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad appears and eats EDP445.

From a Hank Schrader Cameo | "MrBeast from Fortnite will slide his horse meat ding dong into your sussy bussy,you know what I'm saying? Now, I know you’ve been Hankin your Schrader to cupcakes, till your left leg goes numb."

by jackforlife101 April 19, 2023

Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.

Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!

by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010

Hakin

A really nice guy thats good at guitar even tho he says hes not

oH, he'S SuCh A HaKiN

by #twiNs May 18, 2019