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Haber Sime Muero

Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.
´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`
by Lzfer October 26, 2018
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habeats

Sexy motherfucker who is the best producer on Spotify and sound cloud named killhabeats also has a twitch named Nolabrostv and is a amazing man
Have u heard of killhabeats on Spotify
by GREEN_N1NJA_X November 5, 2020
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Bill Haverty

Bill Haverty Has done a lot of things such as resurrect hitler, starred in a gay porn scene with George Clooney and sang the national anthem for trumps inauguration just to name a few he is a very awesome person
I wanna star in a scene with Clooney, I wanna be a Bill Haverty when I grow up
by Puff daddy jr April 28, 2017
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The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.
"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"
by Inevitibility April 28, 2017
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miss habethicc

the thiccest of all science teachers. usually quiet and makes joe mama jokes
P1: Dude in science today, Nathan got joe mama’d by miss habethicc
P2: Bro thats sick
by aphyxahoa November 12, 2019
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National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him
National kiss hubert day is great
by hubert is cool April 12, 2019
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hubertje

A cup of (office) coffee at the end of the work day.
(time is 16:50)
Jasper: Want a Hubertje?
David: Hit me!
by Angry Mr T. December 1, 2009
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