tyler haase

A kid who has a 2 inch penis and normally makes fun of tooth gaps.

Person 1: "My date turn out to be a total tyler haase"!
Person 2: "That sucks"

by HErepes February 5, 2017

Loose hairs

When your hair falls out, then you sing "LOOOOSE HAIRS."

Yo, Shane, you got some loose hairs?

I don't think so.

*hair falls out*

:o LOOSE HAIRS

by BALLSACK February 20, 2018

Charlie Haas

1.) A WWE wrestler on the RAW brand roster, who teamed with Rico, Shelton Benjamin and Former WWE Champion Kurt Angle. Charlie Haas is one of the most gifted wrestlers, to never get a single title push. His closest push was taken away by WWE officals as punishment for accidently injuring Lillian Garcia on an episode of RAW. Now Charlie Haas teams with Visera as a heel jobber team. Charlie is married to "Ms. Jackie" and is expecting their first child soon.

1.) John Cena may put asses in seats, but Charlie Haas will make them sit on the edge.

by HAcoreRD September 3, 2006

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

Hairspert

An expert of hair, someone who knows all the latest styles and trends.

Gaz: Your hair looks great
Tom: Thanks, but what do you expect? I am a hairspert after all.

by MrChandlerB February 18, 2010

Dome Hairs

Stray pubic hair that grows on your dome, an alias for penis.

Man #1: Don't you hate it when you're at the urinal, and you realize you missed a spot shaving?
Man #2: Werd
Man#1: I completely missed my tip!
Man#2: Dude, you have dome hairs?!?!

by TinaTurnerHitchHiker June 23, 2009

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006