Hakan

The name Hakan is from the Native American origin. Hakan means fire in Native American.

That guy is a Hakan

by Ha Finn January 20, 2018

Hakan

He likes to take out protection plans on my anus because it covers rips and tears.

Hakan ripped up my anus, good thing im protected.

by Flasp666 February 18, 2020

Haaland

Currently the best striker in the world and plays for the current best club in Europe.

Rejected some shit club called Manchester United and went to play for the way better club in the same city.

Haaland scored a great goal.

by MCFC>MUFC June 20, 2023

Hakan

A move in basketball that requires one to juggle the ball using ones anus while maintaining a constant circular motion on one foot.

OMG Peter Butt just did a Hakan

by Multicolored Basketball February 27, 2022

Haaann

Synonym for the word What. When someone calls out for you instead of saying what or huh try Haannn!

French Montana Often yells haaann. Whether or not he uses it the same as What ( much like lil Jon) now you know how to pronounce it.

by Joey Potatoes August 16, 2022

Ekemini Haaland

A person who is quick, sharp and always lucky to be around wherever and whenever there is a giveaway ongoing.

There was a party yesterday and I was an Ekemini haaland durind the giveaway.

You are to dull try Ekemini Haaland up.

by Annonimini March 3, 2023

To pull a Hakan

When ur a teacher and you're already late to your own IB students.

Applies only to badass teachers, who bullshit their way through IB by living on the edge and preparing materials on the go.

See also:
IB math

Edmodo

To pull a Hakan means to be late. The etymology of this words roots back to mr Hakan, who as indicated by the expression, is always late.

IB STUDNET: Our teacher pulled a Hakan today AGAIN!
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IB STUDENT 1: Have you seen our teacher? He was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago.

IB STUDNET 2: nah mate, I think he is yet To pull a Hakan on us

by stonedge January 8, 2020