masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

gaterape

The treatment you get from the TSA agents if you opt not to go through the fullbody scanners

I didn't know whether to be pissed or give a $5 tip to the TSA agent that gateraped me.

by ferricoxide November 21, 2010

Graterbate

The act of masturbating with a cheese grater.

I'd rather Graterbate than to listen to this nonsense any further

by Stickshift January 11, 2013

guatermelon

A Guatemalan that looks like a watermelon

"Hey Jason how's my red and green outfit I got from my home town in Guatemala"
" Genesis you look like a guatermelon"

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 June 5, 2020

gaterase

It’s the French way to say Gatorade. Its more elegant and clearly more easy to spell.

It juste bought the new grape Gaterase

by Niceguyjc+Mandine November 26, 2021

Tallahassee cheese grater

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.

I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!

by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023