"The Durango-95 purred away real horrorshow ó a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts."
"Get your big toe off my dangling guttiwutts!"

guttiwutts by MissyTheGayElf June 3, 2004

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Guyitis

When someone tries to hard to be a guy when it should come naturally.

Symptoms include overenthusiasm over bacon, bragging about the time you fucked a fat chick, kitchen/sammich comments, starting off statements with "your not a real guy until...."

Guy: Bacon! Bacon! Gotta have me some bacon!

Girl: Was there some bacon famine recently? Why are guys jumping all over this all at once now? You have Guyitis so bad you probably jerk off to Entourage.

Guyitis by havalina June 30, 2011

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Guttie Pie

Commonly known as a creature with the crossbreeding of male and female private parts. These rare specimen containing a mix of both male/female reproduction organs are usually seen lurking amongst the dying shrubbery spread thickly throughout the magic forest. These beings are predominantly nocturnal and enjoy a fine 30 of beer here and there with minimal sharing. They like to mingle with a variety of other animals as well, some have rather untamed and “sight for sore eye” physical appearances; such as the Kyle, and others who smell divine in a wealth of both natural and fine made aromas which tingle the senses; such as the Gina. Not much more is known about the Guttie Pie as it is such a rare creature but scientists are currently tracking a Guttie Pie they have named Jimmy.

Jimmy is the only known guttie pie in observation at the moment, scientists are closely observing his/her lifestyle to help us further understand the Guttie Pie.
Details:
age: 19
location: commonly seen in N/E america

Guttie Pie by noddajeweygiina January 9, 2009

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