dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

gerthy

Wide or loose fitting clothing.

"Nah mayne dis shirt ain't gerthy enuff fo me, dawg"

by Hiliary January 1, 2007

girthy meat

the male penis which is enlarged and girthy

Rinatore has girthy meat.

by kimmay April 10, 2005

Gurth Burger

A penis that is wrapped in two “hamburger buns”…aka…the butt cheeks of a striper.

"Tina came over to my place and had a gurth burger!"

by Dbung September 22, 2005

Gurth

A gurth is The same as a dustpan and a broom

“Someone broke a glass, could you pass me the Gurth so I can clean it up?”

by Morag! May 19, 2018

Girthy

Being obscenely thick or fat.

"That girl is straight up girthy."

"I would probably enjoy sex with ^Name^ more, but he's just too girthy."

by MSchiffer December 28, 2008

girthy

The state of having a huge dick and, as a result, being too good in bed. Groups such as Wrecking Crew were well known for proudly citing their girth. The Texas Rangers have been said to be the girthiest team in the league, which makes sense since everything IS bigger in Texas.

Here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. Take it twice tonight and don't call me in the morning.

by VarianceParabola August 14, 2010