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Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.
Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.
by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022
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Gurk

Gurk is the new hot thing, using as an acronym to describe something which is imperceivable
"Spread the gurk" - More intense version of spread the word
"The holy gurkle" - Biblical scroll relating to gurk
"Furk the gurk turk" Gurk gurk furk
by TheGurkler August 5, 2025
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Gurking

Word created by king Theo as replacement for glazing or meat riding
Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit
by Bzdvo January 1, 2024
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Gurks

the gurks are so powerful.
by gurknumberone August 19, 2021
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Gurking

He is gurking himself off
by The tickler 9000 March 13, 2023
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Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting
"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"
by chimobear June 24, 2024
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Gurked

Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.
L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.
by ChikenChoker4Lyfe June 14, 2019
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