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gucking fenius

What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.
Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:

"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."

Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"
by dfisher February 6, 2006
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Fet gucked

Get laid, get lost, balls on your face, get stuffed, take a hide, get knotted
"That guy is a wicked asshole! Fet gucked!"
by yellowjeff September 18, 2015
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Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
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Washy Buddha Guck Fight

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.
Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.
by Callie Calypso January 19, 2013
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Gucking

The word, 'Fuck', but with a 'G
"Seriously, for gucks sake, get it in there already"

"You're so gucking cool for coming up with this, Jake!"

"Oh guck no!"
by TheGuck March 31, 2020
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Gucking

The autocorrect word for fucking but ducking means it’s hipster edgy

It’s more pg13

It’s an adjective to show how much you love something. It adds to the sentence like very.
It’s a meme
Yo i gucking love your dog
I am gucking edgy
by Pebble44 June 6, 2018
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