quarantease

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes

Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011

Guarantell

A shorter sense of the common phrase "I can already tell" mixed in with "Guarantee" which is Guarantell.

Dude I can guarantell that Mike wants to meet your family.

by JayWoody July 9, 2009

guaranteed

When you agree with something, Think something is good, see a attractive female

"ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed"

"shes guaranteed"

"Mate, That maccy d's was guaranteed mate"

by Rowan11111 October 28, 2007

guarantee

A word that we commonly use that is one of the hardest words out of the dictionary to spell correctly. Most people just use spell check to fix it, but without it spelling this word right is frustrating. A straight pain in the ass.

BEFORE: Therefore I gaurentee that the facts support my thesis.

F**K I never spell this word right, thank God for spell check.

After: Therefore I guarantee that the facts support my thesis.

Ah, there we go maybe I'll spell it right next time.

by BJCHRIS69 July 3, 2011

Quaranteam

The lads/lasses' group chat for hard-core studying during isolation from COVID-19. It's a really clever word because it rhymes ;D

"Anyone know what on Earth a 'Quadratic Formula' is?"
"Don't worry mate, I sent my answers to the Quaranteam"

by Adzisanabsoluteweapon March 23, 2020

Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020