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guantanamo

(v.) a sexual act performed by a woman where the partner's face is covered with a cloth and the female squirts on the partner's covered face.

Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.
"Chad and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom. Last night, he let me guantanamo him! He LOVED it!"
by judyboome September 18, 2020
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Guantanamo Rick

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
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Ganter

(noun) A hipster strut. Usually in step to a song that you've probably never heard of.

(verb) To strut like a hipster
That guy with the beard has such a ganter going right now, he might spill his PBR.

Did you see that girl in the plaid ganter out of that family-owned coffee shop?
by Hondss December 27, 2011
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Guatemalan

Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!
The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!
by Yess06 July 22, 2006
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giantess

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
by Tonyt September 8, 2004
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take for granted

To assume you will never lose something. Commonly followed by losing it.
You take for granted your hands, buddy. Let's see how you do without them.
by seniorwrangler May 10, 2008
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Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011
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