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Guano mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry.
Guano. Hello. Does "poo" ring a bell?
by CartoonChess July 22, 2004
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guano

1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)

2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!

2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003
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guanoball

The act of having the feces of fowl in one persons mouth transfered to another persons mouth. A more extreme and improved variant of snowballing. snowball
"Wanna guanoball?"

"I totally guanoballed your mom last night, it was hot."

"My boyfriend and I guanoballed for the first time last night"
"Congratulations! "
by fresh fresh April 26, 2007
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Guango

1. Meaning Drunken Idiot, Stoner person twacked out on drugs.

2. Badass, a person of complete legend, remarkable in every way.
1. Hey look at that stupid Guango, he's stumbling about everywhere!

2. Look at him, he thinks he's sly! Yeah, man that Joe is such a Guango!
by DrGuango February 5, 2010
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guano

I had to clean some guano of my car.
by mic March 16, 2003
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guanophrenic

Harold Camping is a senile old guanophrenic.
by cogwheel42 October 8, 2011
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Guanomaniac

Larry is a Guanomaniac.
by iamglix August 21, 2009
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