Guango 

1. Meaning Drunken Idiot, Stoner person twacked out on drugs.

2. Badass, a person of complete legend, remarkable in every way.

1. Hey look at that stupid Guango, he's stumbling about everywhere!

2. Look at him, he thinks he's sly! Yeah, man that Joe is such a Guango!

Guango by DrGuango February 5, 2010

guango 

A tropical fruit which is a cross between a guava and a mango. Also known as ojun fruit.

We will feast on these delicious guangos.

guango by tom_ January 18, 2006

guango 

1. Something loose
2. Something of no importance
3. Someone flacky

1. Esta es una playera guanga (This is a loose t-shirt)
2. Pero que guango! (How boring!, I couldn't care less)
3. Me siento guango (I feel flacky/lazy)

guango by Luis Renato January 17, 2008

culo guango

U have a loose ass hole

hey negro tienes el culo guango?

culo guango by Dezi J. January 8, 2014

Guanopsychotic 

(adjective) Guano (bat sh!t)+psychotic(crazy); bat sh!t crazy, expressed in a way that is less likely to upset or offend parents, instructors, etc. May even get points for creativity.

Did you see that lady yelling at the W@l-Mart cashier? She was guanopsychotic!

Guanopsychotic by JMixx August 6, 2010

Guano-a-guano 

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.

In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!

Guano-a-guano by BobNJ November 15, 2010

guano cave

1) A goopy, smelly vagina. A snotty stoonch.

2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter.

Origin:

Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits.

Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent.

The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance.

Synonyms:
stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie

Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Helga's guano cave. "Spelunking that snotty stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she lived in a sewer pipe, slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to point at the dripping guano cave between her legs.

guano cave by Uncle Doodle August 19, 2016