grundle

A Jewish Grandma Troll often in an irate mood. Known to inhabit bridge underpasses in Palestine.

I was accosted by a shockingly hairy grundle as I made my way home from the meat market.

by katiethelady March 13, 2015

grungeaholic

A person who cannot stop themselves from hittin’ all the thrift shops they stumble upon.

He is an incurable grungeaholic in dire need of a special 12-step program.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2018

Grundles

Grundles are brown cave-dwelling creatures from the My Little Pony movie. They look like monsters to most people, but, as they constantly reassure Baby Licketysplit and Spike the dragon, "Grundles good!" They are helpful, friendly creatures. Interestingly, Danny DeVito played the Grundle Leader in the movie.

Grundles not monsters! Grundles good!

by Jezani May 10, 2009

grunge

GRUNGE MUSIC
-Has a dirty guitar sound, strong riffs, and heavy drumming
-Guitars usually tuned to a lower key
-Commonly used guitar distortion and feedback
-Draws heavily on Punk
-Lyrics are typically angst-filled, angry, frustrated, sad, fearsome, and depressed
-Some people dont like Nirvana because they were the most popular band and overshadowed bands like Alice In Chains and Soundgarden

ETHICS
-Take as little effort as possible on appearence and dress for comport and affordability
-Reject the idea that one must always purchase the things that one wants or needs from others
-Like obscure indie bands, but disown those bands when they sign to major lables
-Never follow trends

ATTITUDE
-Strive for apathy and underachiement
-Act like you dont care, even if you do
-Usually have cynnical and negative outlooks upon life
-Respect women and reject jocks

BUILD UP AND BREAK DOWN
1987 - Mark Arm of Green River and Mudhoney first uses the word Grunge
1990 - Andrew Wood of Mother Love Bone ODs on heroin
1991 - Nirvana releases Nevermind, which breaks grunge into the mainstream
1992 - Bands like Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, and the Stone Temple Pilots gain popularity
1993 - Grunge starts to decline among long time fans due to the commercializing and exploitation by corperations and bands jumping onto the bandwagon
1994 - Kurt Cobain kills himself, gerorating major shockwaves around the world, another stab at grunge
1995 - Post-grunge bands like Live and Bush rise in popularity (a watered down form of grunge without the dirty guitars and distortion)
1997 - Soundgarden breaks up, grunge has lost its strangle-hold in the masses to pop princesses and boy bands
2000 - All good music dies and rap, pop, and poser-punk bands roam the earth
2002 - Nirvana tops charts with an unreleased new song; You Know Your Right
2002 - Layne Stayle ODs
2006 - Pearl Jam reminds people that they're still alive with a new album

Nirvana was not the frst grunge band, but they were the first grunge band to have mainstream success

by krtdive June 11, 2006

Grundle grass

The thick, flowing locks of hair that dominate the anal region.

Dude I had to take such a fat shit, but unfortunately, my load got stuck in my grundle grass.

by The Grundle master October 25, 2005

Aryan Grundes

A white guy that showers in baby powder

Aryan Grundes is gay

by Hot__n__sexy November 20, 2021

grundle

Ball perspiration, especially that found on the back of the balls

Patrick Ewing's jockstrap with brimming with grundle following that game against the Celtics.

by King David October 8, 2004