Grussy

A portmanteau of grinch and pussy put together. Say it at the dinner table on Christmas or at a funeral in front of your out-of-touch, boomer relatives for maximum outrage and/or confusion.

1. Based individual: "Will you be getting some Grussy this holiday season?"

Person A: "Um no."

Based individual: "You are missing out on life my boy."

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2. Based individual: "Will you be getting some Grussy this holiday season?"

Person B: "Yes."

Based individual: "This guy fucks."

by NippleFish666 December 6, 2021

Grussy

A vile yet tempting concoction of flesh and mush.

It can also be formulated by a extremely disturbed and psychotic individual.

“Hey Dillon go tap the one and ONLY grussy!”

“Hell no dude that shit is gross as fuck what is wrong with you? You’re a fucking psycho bro”

by Grussyenjoyer42069 April 20, 2022

Squat a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean shit.

Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.

by deepapahty July 15, 2009

Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.

Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.

by Consuelo K December 29, 2006

Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.

"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"

by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020

Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003