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Crumplestiltskin 

Having a dishevelled appearance.
Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.
Crumplestiltskin by Shuaman May 30, 2021

Rumplestiltskin 

A man that I unironically find sexy
Yup Rumplestiltskin

Rumplestiltskin 

A man that I unironically find sexy
Yup Rumplestiltskin

Rumplestiltskin 

Person: my favorite character in OUAT is Rumplestiltskin
Any insane person: nah the best character is Henry

Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore 

When you take poop out of an unflushed public toilet and take it home and freezedry it and use it anally.
john: wanna go make some Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

astrid: yes i would love to, but my arms are broken so can you do it for me..?

john: yes i would love to sugar boom boom baby!!

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls 

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."
Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...