mommy-grabber

an offensive term, used primarily in online personal ads such as those on Craigslist, to define a cub (young male, usually ages 18-25) looking for a cougar (an older mature woman, usually ages 35-50) to hook up with.

Craigslist personals ad:

I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?

Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.

by Sexydimma January 9, 2012

groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

grubby schiznick

A piece of moldy food on the floor that youll find after a party

Timmy ! dont eat the grubby shiznick its been on the floor!

The grubby schiznick looked like pure utter shit

by wetslippy December 20, 2021

grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

List of Pussy Grabbers

If you don't want your pussy to be grabbed (so you are a person with human decency in public) avoid all people on this list.
1. Trump
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Trump
5. Trump

Georgia: oMg nOOOO BRENDA TRURURUMP IS ON THE LIST OF PUSSY GRABBERS! HEE LYVES IN MWY CITY!!!!1!1!!1!1
Brenda: OhHHh gOre-gaa dOn't woyrRy!

by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020

ankle grabber

1.) a person who bends over to grab their ankles during anal sex
2.) slang: a homosexual

i bet Dave is an ankle grabber, hes never had a girlfriend

by Whipshock July 23, 2003