Grosse Ile

Grosse Ile is a little island no one cares about. Its just far enough from Detroit to be considered nice, but as we all know everything flows downriver. there is never anything to do there so locals drink and smoke away the day. If you don't have an MIP you're a social outcast who smokes alone in your basement. The detective can turn into a deer. There are more deer then people, and at least a million rabbits. Every year, everyone over the age of 13 goes to "Island Fest" completely wasted. No matter how drunk you are, it's still not fun. Everyone knows there are only 2 police on patrol at a time so if you see them both, you can do whatever you want. Busting mailboxes is a high schoolers pastime. We have 2 bridges but the free ones a piece of shit and constantly needs repairs forcing everyone to pay 3 dollars to get off and back on the island. Our football sucks but people still go to watch it. All the middle schoolers go and stand on a hill during the game and socialize while the high schoolers plan the afterpartys. even though a celebration wont be needed considering they never win. just another excuse to get shwasted. Its a pretty fucked up place and I wouldn't recommend going there.

Have you ever been to grosse Ile?

No, and I never will

why?

I dont want to get drunk and chase around deer, so I dont see a point to going to Grosse Ile

by Bobanator August 5, 2008

grossening

Nasty and disgusting. Makes you want to throw up in your mouth a little bit.

Sandy: "I wish that asshat would stop chewing with his mouth open."

Erin: "I know, it's so grossening."

by Sandy Lemke February 29, 2008

Groshed

A person who gets drunk at school

Yo did you here about Adam?
No, what happened?
He got groshed at school yesterday

by REC09 June 3, 2016

Gossed

1> To be lied to, have your money taken, and given to someone else.

2> Financial suppression of a geographic area by one of it's own to make young people move away.

3> What is being done to Cape Breton, Nova Scotia by MLA Gordie Gosse an elected politician.

He lied and put taxes up 2%, he totally GOSSED the people that voted for him.

by Hurtbyhightaxes May 14, 2011

grossery

The state of being totally and completely gross.

"I could not believe that man's level of grossery."

"The grossery of the men's bathroom at the bar was even too much for the guys to handle."

by allieFOUR20 March 27, 2009

grosser

Someone who always gets grossed out by things that many people don't get grossed out by anymore, or ever.
The opposite of a grosser is a chiller, because chillers are people who kick it and relax and don't trip.

"He's such a grosser, he can't even stand to watch Doctor 90210"

"Yeah, I got my period today."
Response: "EWWWWWWWWWWW, SHUTUPPPPPPPP"
"Gosh, stop being such a grosser, just chill."

by Mona R August 21, 2007

Grosse Pointe

A place where in the 60s 70s they payed black people to move out... They also have police who will arrest you if you have a pinch of ghetto in you... Rich people roam here... if you are black here you are NOT BE IN ANY WAY GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be an oreo (black on outside white on inside)

hood rat from detroit :WADUP DOE!!!!!!!!

Grosse Pointe person: honey did you see that detroiter??? oh thank God here come the police...

hood rat from detroit: oh man that aint no fair why im getting arrested???!!!

Police officer: because you are from detroit!

by fire9025 January 21, 2010