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The Gronk

The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.

If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.

(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012
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groncho

Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.
He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!
by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011
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grongus

Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏
by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020
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Groner

Guy 1: "I just got the a groner from GOW3!"
Guy 2: "Hey! only Guatemalans can ge those"
by Guatman March 24, 2010
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Gronchy

extremely disgusting, hoe-ish, a dirty-bitch, &grimey.
"ew ;that hoe's gronchy."
by Justine.<3. October 28, 2007
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Gronads

A black guy's testicles. A combination of Negro and gonads.
Some black guy tried to mug me and I kicked the bastard right in the gronads.
by Nickel Man of the North April 2, 2011
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Gronkaz

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.
Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz
by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
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