A multi-purpose word meaning "Penis" or "Sub Sandwich". Generally mistaken for the word "Ganja" meaning marijuana.
"Oh man Pete, I ate a big Granja yesterday" "A meatball marinara Granja" or "Dude, last night, she totally sucked my Granja"
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Yo dude, we're gonna go gonjar, you wanna come?
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We gonjamos twice a week.
I---Gonjo
You- Gonjas
He/She/It- Gonja
We- Gonjamos
They- Gonjan
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We gonjamos twice a week.
I---Gonjo
You- Gonjas
He/She/It- Gonja
We- Gonjamos
They- Gonjan
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Get the Gonjar mug.A person who groans as he shoots a basketball jump-shot. After the person, male or female does this he or she will be called a Gronan for the rest of there lives
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Get the Gonja mug.When you smoke so much weed that you cannot have an orgasm during sex
Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana
Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana
"That fat bowel of sticky weed I smoked before bangin', gave me a terrible case of gonja balls!"
Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!
Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!
by m408 July 22, 2009
Get the Gonja Balls mug.A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
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