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greenhouse gases

A phrase coined by corporate cocksuckers to create a market for "environmentally friendly" products, when of course they are nothing of the sort. Pop those two words into an advertisement and you have gullable morons buying your product by the droves.
GREENHOUSE GAS ALERT! Try our good wholesome whole wheat bread rich with amino acids, probiotic cultures, and more bullshit phrases that have been cleverly implimented into your lives in order to get us rich! BUY OUR BREAD YOUR CHILDREN'S SAFETY DEPENDS ON IT! GREENHOUSE GASSES !

Everytime you buy a product that mentions greenhouse gases, Jesus crys.
greenhouse gases by the_goose April 17, 2008

greenhouse effect 

1) A major part of the carbon cycle that has helped properly regulate the temperatures of earth and the CO2 levels within earth's atmosphere for quite some time and won't just break because a few humans start driving SUVs and cooking on charcoal grills.

2) The confounded and/or irritated look on someone's face when you tell that "What color is a purple house?" "Purple" "What color is a blue house?" "Blue" "What color is a green house?" "Green" "WRONG! It's clear!" joke, because green houses are actually quite green, and they hate you for telling such a stupid joke.
Next time, stick with "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
I wonder if Al Gore has ever read even a high school essay on the greenhouse effect...
greenhouse effect by STJosh May 15, 2007

greenhoused 

to greenhouse:

to severely damage or wipe out a city or a region (spoken of a meteorological cataclysm associated with rapid climate change.

to be greenhoused :

to be severely damaged or wiped out by a meteorological cataclysm associated with rapid climate change.
New Orleans was greenhoused by that Katrina hurricane.
greenhoused by Serge Chapkin September 12, 2005

greenhouse effect 

-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

the greenhouse riot 

the hottest punk band in the world. with the hottest lead singer and guitarist of all the land...JEREMY=)..umm kelleys the hot groupie!! and its the best!!! BUY OUR CDS!!!!!!!
have you heard of the greenhouse riots new cd naked parade?
I love me too!!
the greenhouse riot by kelley January 22, 2004

Greenhouse Piky 

Someone who comes round your house at night and steals the glass panels out of your greenhouse.
"ah fuck's sake dad a greenhouse piky's came round last night"
Greenhouse Piky by RPGboy March 24, 2017