Gaylord

1: A hotel franchise owning the Gaylord Opry Land in Nashville Tennessee

2: A name nobody wants to have

3: A certain small town in Michigan

4: The insult to beat all insults

1: We just spent a night at the Gaylord hotel in Nashville

2: I bet that kid lives in Gaylord Michigan, that's why he's so depressed

3: Wait your name is Gaylord? Ha ha you're a fucking queer

4: Justin Bieber is the king of all you Gaylords

by Amazing Bro July 10, 2015

gaylord pierce

an insult for something or someone considered to be homosexual

Look at that guy; he's gaylord pierce!

by Roy & Ric September 6, 2003

gaylord

one of the foremost terms of vilification used in verbal deadlock, can only be vanquished by the phrase "fuck you".

"no problem...GAYLORD"
"Oh fuck me? yeah? uh...GAYLORD"

by gloriasandwich August 26, 2005

gaylord

A city in Michigan. Home of the Gaylord Blue Devils.

I passed through Gaylord last summer to get to Mackinac island.

by Chris C??? September 13, 2007

gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.

"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010

Gaylording

When you go out clubbing with your gay friends. Similar to raging, but with much more flair.
Activities include excessive drinking, shamelessly boisterous behavior, fiercely unapologetic attention grabbing, and generally a complete disregard for anyone outside of your group.

Much like traditional raging, it is (1.) guaranteed to be one of the best or worst nights of your life, but never in between, and (2.) only fun for those who are part of the group. Outsiders will typically hate all of you.

Friend: "Hey man, wanna go hit up some bars tonight? I need a wingman, bro."
You: "I would love to, but I'm going gaylording with Michael, Patrick, Christopher, Devin, and Gabriel. You should join! We're gonna get shitfaced at 'Play' and smoke cigarettes out back over some wildly inappropriate conversation."
Friend: "Dude I haven't been to a gay bar in years, sounds fun! I'm in!"
You: "That's what HE said."
Friend: "I see what you did there."

by Ash Wednesday April 26, 2016

Gaylord

To summarise... A true Gaylord is the spiritual father of all gayness and a person of such gayness that he makes Elton John look like one of the Klitchko brothers.

The Ultimate Gay, in any continent and in any language.

Young Boy 1 " I dont like football"
Young Boy 2 " You are a true Gaylord"

by Yoganathan July 12, 2018