greyhound

To fatally injure by decapitation with a hunting knife.

Dude, if you don't quit it, I'm going to greyhound you.

by red_11 October 5, 2008

Greyhound Trainer

A person whose ego demands that they be seen as successful in a "sporting pursuit", but who lacks the intelligence or self-disipline to apply themselves personally to the goal. Famous for eagerly bragging about how "good" they are to the canines that they personally cage and exploit, they resort to name calling, abuse, and even threats when confronted by statistics showing their industry in an honest and unfavourable light.

"That greyhound trainer says he takes such good care of his dogs, but he kills them once he's gotten all the money he can out of them."

by Clearlite November 14, 2011

Greyhound

Racing dog.

A bus that goes state to state.

by Saints November 6, 2003

Greyhound

A young woman who prefers to be tamed by older older men.

Cougars are out. Greyhounds is sin.

by Teenvageen February 8, 2010

Greyhound

A older female that a younger guy goes after. Older than a cougar.

Damn Brian, you're gonna ride that Greyhound to the grave.

by SoCalSun October 11, 2009

Greyhound race

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.

Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing

by drew christx May 27, 2005

greyhound

The act of stabbing someone several times then decapitating them. It is in reference to the 2008 July 30th incident. Usually used as an idol threat.

"I will fucking greyhound you"
"That guy is going to get greyhounded"

by n.o.l. September 28, 2008