the art of gouging the internal anus walls with a dull sharp object that feels good on insertion but then brings sickening pain and profuse bleeding of the backdoor region after anal penetration
A brazilian bowel gouge is fun,shitcunt decide to take home slutbag for some anal, shitcunt inserted an old square sauce bottle or a 40 pounder rum bottle to slutbags arse and unknowly tore the internal anus wall to shreads leaving the sluts dripping blood onto a face washer on the floor and toothbrush for a healthy clean smile
by midge101 July 6, 2010
Get the brazilian bowel gougemug. An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016
Get the Gouge my eyes outmug. slang for masturbation
by KevinMei October 7, 2010
Get the gouging out my eyesmug. “Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”
by pseudenym June 6, 2018
Get the Hockey Gougingmug. I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.
by Struk17 March 11, 2016
Get the gooch gougemug. When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar
I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.
by Airbnb hosts ruining airbnb May 14, 2025
Get the Calendar gougemug. Yesterday my 18-year-old sister committed self eye-gouge after hearing some messed up gen alpha song.
by Skyzlokcz January 4, 2024
Get the self eye-gougemug.