gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

goache

archaic term used to describe the female sex organ, especially in a derogatory fashion

"melissa is such a filthy whore her goache has more traffic than the lincoln tunnel"

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Gouche Fairy

Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.

"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"

by President of the Gouche Fairy September 26, 2011

gouche

The part of skin between a persons genitals and their anus.

Dude... you just kicked my gouche!

by sinistercow April 12, 2008

gouche snatcher

Someone who walks around snatching vaginas

Yeah that girl was such a gouche snatcher

by nothegouchesnatcher January 17, 2011