gorp

an underwater fart, generally in a bathtub setting where the air bounces off of the bottom of the tub then quickly surfaces, making a "gorp" sound

*gorp sound*
Man shaving to his wife bathing: Honey, did you just gorp?
Wife to Husband:
*blushes* Yes, dear, do you still love me?

by Average Joe February 27, 2005

gorp

When you take a bath and you fart then break the bubble with your penis.

Jake's mom caught him gorping his fart bubbles in the bathtub.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

GORPING

Spreadin an ass and licking the rim of the gaping hole

I was gorping that chick lastnight

by Milo January 2, 2003

gorp

That's a weird one. It means to look at something!

stop gorpin' me crotch miguel..you asspunk!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

gorp

A person or persons who suck the farts out of dead seaguls.

Your a shitting gorp

by soccer kicks ass September 5, 2007

gorp

To make better; improve; add value to. (Particularly common in military parlance).

I gorped the powerpoint presentation. Now we're ready to brief the General.

by RoLEM September 2, 2010

gorp

Someone who is gormless

He is a gorp
She is gorp
They are gorps

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004