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googalk

To use the power of Google to gather information online and stealthily pursue someone. With only a name, location and an idea of their job/profession, Google pulls information from numerous sources, making your stalking smarter, faster, and comprehensive.

-Verb
-Past tense: "googalked"
-Present tense: "googalking"
-Origin: 10/25/2007, Austin, Texas
Although they had met Cameron and Sean only hours earlier at the bar, Kerri googalked them and found their relationship statuses (single!), last names and MySpace profiles before 24 hours elapsed.
by kerrierieo May 6, 2010
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googa monster

An extremely unattractive girl or woman that almost all men sleep with at some point when they really need to get laid or have been drinking heavily. Also see goblin
I'm bringing the googa monster over to the house so I can put it on her
by Matt damen December 6, 2006
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googas

A particulaly naive or moronic person, usually below the age of 16
"That googas really thought KFC was made in England"
by latissismus August 1, 2020
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Googasm

n. Obsessive usage of the Google search engine. Reliant.
2. A climax of internet intelligence.
When Todd finally bought a computer and signed up for an ISP, he had his first Googasm.
by Nihilive March 22, 2005
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googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.
"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."
by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007
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Googaflarpanofacon

The act of slapping someone in the face with a dead catfish.
Boy, you keep on talkin' shit I'ma googaflarpanofacon yo ass!
by Googaflarpanofocon Master October 3, 2007
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Googar

a rabid, occasionally pre-menapausal female fan of American pop rock musical act the Goo Goo Dolls
"Man, I wanted to take my girlfriend to the show but those Googars got all the good seats at the pre-sale."
by Seth Squapedalian March 20, 2010
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