setup goodbye

the style of goodbye where you purposely act/say something obviously stupid to end the relationship.

This chick told me she wanted to go attend a puppy pageant recently, so we went. 10 minutes in one, had enough, so i pulled a setup goodbye

told her i needed to go to the restroom, set off the fire alarm, started the whip and bolted out.

by Spicy fishies December 13, 2018

kiss something goodbye

to face and accept the loss of something

If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye.

by Light Joker May 22, 2005

greek goodbye

a long goodbye typically lasting anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours

yo talk about a greek goodbye we started leaving at 6 and didnt get out to the car till 9.

by madd grigga October 16, 2006

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Midwestern Goodbye

A Midwestern Goodbye is a way to leave an event, party, or any gathering of people. The way one does a Midwestern Goodbye is to go to the door, grab your coat and proceed to talk to your host for multiple hours while next to the door. No matter the soberness of yourself or your host you must engage in an enriching conversation covering recent and past topics and events. A Midwestern Goodbye is commonly associated with Minnesota Nice

Minnesotan 1 : Welp I suppose I should better get going, gotta go to the mall before we get home.
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!

by Corndogst March 3, 2023

Goodbye

A form of address at parting. Phrase exchanged between people when going their separate ways.

"Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting." -Peter Pan

by alireneefull October 10, 2012

Gooby Scoot

Gooby Scoot has a very loose definition.

You could call someone Gooby Scoot when someone is being silly or cute.

“You little Gooby Scoot!”
“Hello Gooby Scoot!”

by teacat985 January 22, 2023