Goobing 

Causing a public disturbance in an amusing way.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy in the parking lot wear that ghillie suit?
Person 2: Yeah, he was straight goobing.

Goobing by borps July 8, 2020

goosing 

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.

I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.

goosing by benblem January 15, 2022

Gorming Out

Staring into space generally out of it. Looking gormless, usually whilst Daydreaming.

Eg; I was gorming out

Gorming Out by Gormer November 27, 2010

grooming your poodle 

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

grooming your poodle by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

gnoming 

Verb - The act of recklessly (under the influence of something illicit or mind altering) going around and stealing lawn gnomes for the sake of a collection purpose. IT is definately fun to take one of your favourite gnomes with you on vacation and take pictures of that gnome from different locations in the world and send it by postcard to the original owner.

<Dude> Yo man lets get retarded and go out on the town
<Pal> Yea man i have a great idea. Let's go gnoming and jack a garbage bag full of yard ornaments.

gnoming by Gito March 23, 2005

Gooking Up 

an alternative for Gooking

non-homo person 1: Shit was GL gooking up for the latest sac?
non-homo person 2: yeah wanker lied to us about not gooking up
non-homo person 1: fuck him, no lifed guy.

Gooking Up by GLGLGL22 August 18, 2008

Puppy grooming 

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.

Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.

Puppy grooming by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011