goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.

allen is such a goobersmoocher

by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.

"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"

by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008

GOOBERSNIFFER

A goobersniffer is a dork...an idiot...a sniffer of goobs. Basically they are lowest form of humanity that pretty much make the rest of the population happy that they are not them.

Daniel Funk is the biggest goobersniffer I can think of.

by Nathan Rigsby January 22, 2007

Goobershag

Goobershag - 1. Noun. A highly attractive geeky, nerdy, or dorky individual. Most are unconventionally good looking with shy, awkward social skills, which add to their adorability. 2. exclamation. Yelled, sighed, moaned or whimpered when one sees a goobershag.
Examples of goobershags include the following: David Thewlis,Elijah Wood,Rivers Cuomo,Seth Green,Jimmy Fallon,Dominic Monaghan and anyone who works at or for NASA.

" Did you go to that Weezer concert last week? Rivers is a total goobershag."

by Kirk N. Scotty July 25, 2008

Goobers

Testicles; Ball sacks

Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?

by Lord_Popo_ April 2, 2015

gooberschnitzel

Rooting from the scottish verb "goub", a type of joyous dance routine, combined with the german word "schnitzel" which is a thin, seasoned veal cutlet, normally dipped and fried in batter.
The phrase itself means to brutally beat, maim, bludgon, stab and/or murder another individual. This individual taking the beating is noramlly an imbilclie, a.k.a. "Dipstick" or "dumb as a slab of meat" (deriving the root word "schnitzel"). This beating must also be done in a joyous, more towards insane, way (deriving the root word "goub").
This term is normally used in a type of joyful warcry by the assaliant.

Bully: "Give me that toy" (takes toy away from kid)
Kid: (slaps bully, and straps explosives around the bully's face) "GOOBERSCHNITZEL!!!!!"

(Bully's head is incinerated in a brutal explosion)

by Akumu Ninja November 24, 2006

goobersexy

The opposite of übersexy. Not sexy at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be ubersexy, but now he is goobersexy.

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010